romantictoc

it was august. we were spending the week in castelnuovo berardenga. the heat was making you sleepy and uneasy. but you couldnt fall asleep how hard you tried. i brought you tea. then we tried wine. one glass, third glass. left you sweaty. i gave you a massage on both sides, all the way down, repeat, turn around, my fingers numb, you closed your eyes, you said insomnia is bad, i wanna go home, im constipated too and in pain. I felt so sorry. I wanted to take away your unease, make you enjoy our stay, enjoy the beauty outside, us, together. I lay down next to you, holding you from behind so my hands could softly, slowly massage your belly with just a tiny bit of pressure. You allowed me to rub my face against your back, sporadically kissing your neck and whispering stories of all our previous trips ("do you remember that one time we were in biarritz and we...") Can't say when but you did fall asleep eventually and i decided that night i was always going to be your friend, your partner. I care so much about your well-being that i would even leave you if it meant you would be better. 🖤

This man has the keys to my romantictoc. Use with caution. I .. you.

by Krkič September 15, 2019

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Molto romantico

When you go to a scenic destination that happens to also be very dangerous so you use it to downplay just how fucked you are. Normally used in the context of adventures, DnD campaigns, or by a group of quirky protagonists with a penchant for disaster.

"Well! This is nice scenery, I'd admit! Very beautiful as long as you don't think about the water looking like blood, or how many people would have to die to spill this much blood, eh? Hahaha... Molto romantico!"

"Man this place sure is cold. Imagine if we get lost and people find our dead bodies frozen in an embrace. It is as you say uh... Molto romantico."

by saraccistatice April 21, 2022

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