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roflowned 

Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly.

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Owned = being dominated by someone/something.

So basically, you're getting laughed at because you got owned.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE TO HER? ROFLOWNED!1
roflowned by Johnny Ta September 22, 2005
Related Words

roflpwnd 

Pwning really hard, IRL or in a video game. Roflpwnd is pwnd better than Pwnd, but less than OMGWTFPWND.
j00 jus g0t roflpwnd sir. Have a nice day.
roflpwnd by Nadezzz October 25, 2007

roflownedhard

To get owned so badly that it would make someone 'rofl' (roll on the floor laughing), generally used when someone get's insulted, or compeltely 'owned'/'owned' on a computer game.
That n00b got roflownedhard.
roflownedhard by Nima B August 21, 2006

roflownage 

Combination of the words "ROFL" and "OWNAGE".
Technically meaning roll on floor laughing ownage
Bloodkill112- Roflownage!! I just pooned this noob!
roflownage by bloodkill July 24, 2007

roflownage 

Cross between ROFL and OWNAGE, meaning roll on floor laughing ownage
bloodkill- I just pooned this noob! roflownage!
roflownage by bloodkill July 27, 2007

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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