realmobile

A realmobile is a four-wheeled (although, in some cases an eighteen-wheeled) vehicle that is operated and occupied by persons considered real. A realmobile is easily spotted, especially when driving past one on a highway or freeway, as every person in an observing vehicle will immediately come to their senses and be strongly attracted to the realmobile. Aside from this influence that a realmobile has on observers, are the physical characteristics of a realmobile. Generally, a realmobile is a low-set mercedes-benz, maserati, bentley, or any other high-value car. In many instances, abnormally large clouds of smoke may be expelled from a realmobile at any given time and usually occurs repeatedly, as if it were following the rhythm of a breath. Another common characteristic, is the lack of child-safety windows. Most often the windows will be completely rolled down, and passengers tend to keep one of their hands hanging outside their respectable window. To distinguish an authentic realmobile from a fake realmobile, one may look for a very expensive wristwatch on the hand of either a passenger or the operator of the vehicle, as the authentic realmobiles are generally operated and occupied by people with high wealth.

This is how you can visualize a realmobile.

Jim: "Dang, I'm glad you just bought this Nissan Altima. It's pretty comfortable!"

Tom: "Yeah dude, it's the shit!"

Jim: "... yeah. So, where did you take your chick last night?"

Tom: "Well, after she got back fro..."

*short silence occurs, and a black mercedes kompressor drives along side Jim and Tom, shaking the rear-view-mirror-ornament as it blares raw underground hiphop music*

Jim: "..."

Tom: "..."

*a couple minutes pass, as Tom and Jim enjoy a comfortable and peaceful silence driving through the city, taking in the sounds and smells of stores and restaraunts*

Jim: "You should have got a mercedes"

Tom: "Douchebag"

realmobile by saint nicco January 2, 2008

Repmobile 

The Repmobile is a semi-derogatory British term used to describe cars that are popular on the fleets of sales representatives (or reps).
Most commonly this term is applied to medium sized cars produced by large manufacturers and sold cheap to fleets, e.g. Ford Mondeo and Vauxhall Vectra.

I rented a repmobile, because it was the cheapest one on offer.

Repmobile by Pete McCarthy September 10, 2005

rapmobile 

An irionic car used in Eminem and Dre videos the same as the Batmobile, of Batman and Robin. Dre representes Batman and Eminem as Robin. You can see it in WITHOUT ME, Eminem's.

To the rapmobile...Let's go

rapmobile by Fangsta March 17, 2003

rajmobile 

a tiny white car lacking central locking, containing lots of random junk and unmentionables which ferries young ladies and an unsuspecting male around to places unknown, bringing them on adventures through the city and the places surrounding it, never knowing if they are going in the right direction, or into certain death.

megsy: everyone let's hop into the rajmobile!
agg: sick as! let's go !

rajmobile by spangopoppy July 8, 2009

roflmobile 

A 'pimped out' car that has been modified to many times and is now rofled (the action of rolling on the floor laughing) at wherever it goes.

1:hahaha, did you see that roflmobile escort with the £1000 woofers and home made spoiler?
2: Ya! i ROFLED

roflmobile by richard cox April 24, 2007

rapmobile 

A car that rides through the ghetto, with its windows open and blaring very loud, often ear-shattering music from its over-sized speakers. The music played is usually hip-hop, R&B or rap. The occupants of the car are almost always black. Activity peaks near midnight.

Hear that? It must be another one of those damn rapmobiles!

rapmobile by maidcafe October 16, 2008

roflmobile 

the car that microsoft sam rolls in... by the way it sounds, its a pimpmobile(H) its a hillarious song as well..v

if you go to youtube and search "microsoft sam-still ridin" or something like that you will find the mike sam roflmobile rap..its funny

roflmobile by roflmobile April 12, 2008