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ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself. An phrase first posted by an IMDb user called Ambient_Soho, who used it after I forgot to post a link to a video when I had started an entire thread about it.
ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM!!!!!111!1!11
<rolling on floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself>
Not at the video but at this topic! Who the hell posts about a video but doesn't even put a link?!

roflmaonaise 

roflmaonaise is a variation or roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass off). The naise at the end makes it appear that the person has written mayonaise, which is completely random. This is usually used to steal crowds of laughing people from a comedic person in a chat. This is can also be a gamble, because if the typer of said new joke does not work, he is shunned and booed and wtf-ed.
larrycabledude:. . .and that went down faster than a bottole of vodka at couryney love's house.
chatter1:lol
chatter2:lol
chatter3:lol
XxjokestealerxX:roflmaonaise!
chatter1: wtf???
chatter1:rofl
chatter2:rofl
chatter3:rofl
roflmaonaise by Slatte September 17, 2006

roflmaornlw 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off right now, like whoa.
Person 1: "To which the barman replies: 'I was talking to the duck.'"
Person 2: "Holy cows, that was so funny, I am roflmaornlw! Thanks for sharing."
roflmaornlw by cmgsays July 14, 2010

roflmaobama 

Before the election, what you said if you were a hardcore Obama fan.
"OH GOD, OBAMA'S PENIS IS 2 INCHES... FROM THE FLOOR!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!"
roflmaobama by crazyface123444321 January 24, 2009

roflmaobama 

To be such a hardcore Obama fan you name internet lingo after him.
"THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT JOBAMA'S BLUEBERRY!!!!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!!!!"
roflmaobama by CrazyVengeance January 27, 2009

roflmaoanl 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off all night long. Not too popular yet, but prolly the longest "lol" :)
-lol, I died
-rotfl
-lmao
-roflmao
-roflmaoanl
roflmaoanl by Tronheim February 1, 2009