rodneys

Slang term for breasts as used by comedian Russell Howard.

That's a lovely pair of rodneys!

by WTLN August 24, 2011

grow some rodneys

grow some balls, grow some testicles

Tom: I don't want to do that i'm scared.
Jim: Grow some rodneys and do it.

by dtm2 January 13, 2011

Rodney Rude

An Aussie legend and comedian icon known for making his audience piss themselves laughing. Takes the piss out of anything including McDonalds, Pizza Hut (they can go and get fucked!), poofters, faggots, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, policemen, Poms, Indians, Irish, Italians and other geezers.

Best known for his merciless tearing apart of stupid hecklers, his famous laugh 'heeee-heeeeeee'. And "I HATE THAT".

GET RUDE ON!!! Rude: "Yeah, yeah, you can laugh....I'm the one that gets all the roots around here boy. The difference between a 12 inch cock and an onion..nothing. They both bring tears to your eyes.

Rude: "It's time for another poofter joke!"

Pommy Heckler: "you rule the world.."
Rodney Rude: "Yeah I know that fuck-face. I'm fucking good. Whereas you mate, if you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!"

Rude to heckler: "Aww piss off mate. What'd ya celebrating your first head job you didn't like the taste? Fuck off mate."

Audience member: "What else do you hate?"

Rude: "I'll tell you what I hate mate. I hate it when you fucking a jar of Pegs paste and your family walks in. And they want the pegs paste. Pisses me off."

by kam75xx August 9, 2012

Rodney Croome

Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.

Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.

Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.

by Sammy75 November 7, 2017

rodney dangerfield

Possibly the funniest comedian to ever live! He was all about getting "no respect" and had the best one-liners out of anyone. Sadly, died in 2004 at the age of 83.Rest in peace Rodney Dangerfield, you were the best.

"Me and my wife lived a happy 20 years. Then we met."
"I was breast fed as a baby, but my mother said she only liked me as a friend."
"I'm so ugly, one time I stuck my head out the window. The police charged me for mooning."
"Dude Rodney Dangerfield is HILARIOUS!"
"no shit"

by Andrew Mickey May 27, 2006

Romneysia

When you can't remember which self serving lie you told last.

Dave: That fuckin' Larry will say anything to get what he wants.

Eddie: Yeah, he told Ellen that, sure, he used to be gay, but he is totally straight now. That's the only way he was ever gonna get into her panties. That girl is not gonna give up that pussy to no bisexual.

Dave: Larry, straight? Sheeeit, that motherfucker's got Romneysia. He went down on Coach Edwards last week, after practice.

by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

Rodney Anonymous

Former vocalist and keyboardist of the Dead Milkmen. Has worked on other projects such as Parasite Lost and Burn Witch Burn. At the moment he resides in lovely Philadelphia with his wife Vienna. He also has a website located at www.rodneyanonymous.com which is called RATYHTL.

Once when I was walking into Zipperhead I saw Rodney Anonymous!

by Debris December 27, 2004