rock face

The unbelievable facial contortions that happen when the body has three choices during a mam-a-jam of a guitar solo

1. Rock face
2. Duece in the pants
3. Nnnuuuugh, spooge.

Did you see that f-ing Rock Face he made coming out of the Rockin Horse solo?

I don't know man, he may have to change his underwear.

by dead777 February 4, 2010

Rock Face

used to describe a person who is way too awesome to use the word awesome... so you are to say "they rock face."

Person 1: Dude, Elder Ephraim "Rocks Face..."
Person 2: Dude, he does "Rock Face..."

by orthotrick January 28, 2010

Rock Face

Somebody can be labelled a 'Rock Face' if they have just said something embarassing.

Rofl, he's such a Rock Face. Or am I?

by iAshley91 May 11, 2008

Rock Face

That face you make when you're feeling real tough, or at least trying to appear that way to intimidate people (esp. to intimidate white people).

Jacobian went rock faced when this guy said he cold drink more than Jacobian.

by TrueAfrican August 29, 2014

rock your face

To impress, astound, or entertain someone. To "kick ass." The phrase has its origins in the Bon Jovi song "Wanted Dead or Alive," which contains the unintentionally funny line "I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." The phrase was popularized by online humorist Seanbaby, whose website boasts "over 40 million faces rocked!" It seems Seanbaby heard the line in the Bon Jovi song, thought it was funny, and made it his own.

The phrase has since found its way into online dialogue, often used facetiously or ironically (similar to modern use of phrases like "stick it to the Man!"), due to the consciously silly nature of the phrase.

"I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." --Bon Jovi
"Over 40 million faces rocked!" -- Seanbaby.com
"This action movie is great. It's gonna rock your face. Hard."

by The Huntsville Horror June 11, 2006

Rock my face off

This means that it is VERY cool and I enjoy it much. :D

That horse rocks my face off!

by Phsyco biotch August 22, 2003

rock your face off

To do somehthing better than someone else. To empress somebody to a large degree

I am so good at the Olson Twins board game. I am going to rock your face off.

by funkmastah9 August 12, 2003