when one's roastosis levels are high, he has high roastosterone. to get rid of roastosterone one must practice roastosis. to gain it, one must be pumped and in a situatation where the art of roastosis is flowing
Johnnywon the rap battle because his roastosterone levels were off the chart.
Person 1: "Yo boi those shoes look like yo mama went to the dolla store and spent 50 cents then told you they real nikes"
Person 2: "I heard that shit three times already. You need to get diagnosed for Roastacism"
"A roastass generally lives in hairy fields, sometimes it is a stinky insect, sometimes it is a horny animal, it was discovered by Neil Degaysse Tyron while brushing his mustach while jerking off the holy paralyzed (HIV+) Stephen Hawkins, it was a glory day. 9/11 " George W Bush
Dude1: Look dude, it's a roastass!
Dumbledore: I told ya son, hairy pot terrrrrrrrrrr is gay Wabaladubdub lick lick my roastass rbbek
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.