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roastosis 

noun - the study of the proper technique to advance one's roasting and dissing skills, typically studied before a twitter fight or a rap battle
Johnny won the rap battle because he studies roastosis.
roastosis by RoasterExpert9000 December 16, 2014
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roastosterone 

when one's roastosis levels are high, he has high roastosterone. to get rid of roastosterone one must practice roastosis. to gain it, one must be pumped and in a situatation where the art of roastosis is flowing
Johnny won the rap battle because his roastosterone levels were off the chart.

Roastacism 

A personality disorder for people who constantly craves to roast someone to a point it becomes annoying
Person 1: "Yo boi those shoes look like yo mama went to the dolla store and spent 50 cents then told you they real nikes"
Person 2: "I heard that shit three times already. You need to get diagnosed for Roastacism"
Roastacism by crschoe July 16, 2016

rossmosis 

A guy named Ross. Usually wears a Blizzard Of OZZ shirt every other day.
Hey, your must be a guy
(Looks down) Yep, I sure am !
Then your name might be Ross !
rossmosis by us and them February 5, 2005

roastass 

"A roastass generally lives in hairy fields, sometimes it is a stinky insect, sometimes it is a horny animal, it was discovered by Neil Degaysse Tyron while brushing his mustach while jerking off the holy paralyzed (HIV+) Stephen Hawkins, it was a glory day. 9/11 " George W Bush
Dude1: Look dude, it's a roastass!
Dumbledore: I told ya son, hairy pot terrrrrrrrrrr is gay Wabaladubdub lick lick my roastass rbbek
roastass by UrMomOnASSid66 November 24, 2016

Rasmosis 

A slight case of rasmosis
I'm feeling the Ramadans taking over me
Conduct a Smith

I cannot rele move right now
I have aquired myself a case of the rasmosis
Rasmosis by Lord Nelson May 16, 2023
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