rivita 

rivita is a cracker, it comes in a packet of twenty five deliciously machine baked rivita styled healthy option biscuits.

they have been known to be included in many diets, including ones which release fluid and hard stool from the human bowles, once intake of rivita biscuits has started, being too close to the buttox of those who have scoffed rivita is dangerous, the old style packaging included warnings for Projectile vomiting, and Projectile Faeces.

this is where the term RivitaShita was also derived from (look that up)

rivita has been used by women as tampons when none have been available for years, and also as a sanitary pad by the older ladies, trouble with this option is mistaken identity for food once used in this method.

" hey mum, school was great but im really hungry, do you have any Rivita?"

"my diet isnt working, my bowles are going stale, i need 5 packs of Rivita IMMEDIATELY"

" Dorris, me tampons have ran out hours ago, im desperate, you got any Rivita in the cupboard?"

" Wendy, Ya dirty bitch, you put the used Rivita back in the pack and my nephew ate it last night!!!"

" Dorris my Sanitary pads fell out my bag at mcdonalds, can you please run down the shop and get me some soft option Rivita biscuits"

rivita by ryan in london January 11, 2009

rikita 

She's very beautiful. She's athletic and smart, but she has a smart mouth. She's independent and very energetic. She is always smiling. Even though she is smiling you will never know if she is happy or sad. She breaks down inside. She doesnt trust anybody because too many people have let her down. She keeps a lot inside. She is a very good communicator and loves making other people happy

Rikita is hilarious

rikita by Cheateliuous January 25, 2014

Revitaligo 

The opposite of the disease that Michael Jackson has. It causes your skin to become darker.

fictional:source, Boondocks

"I got that REvitaligo, each year my skin just gets blacker and darker, and blacker and then mo darker"
-Uncle Ruckus (no relation)

Revitaligo by Nathan Escher July 27, 2008

rosie-the-riviter 

Rosie the riviter was a typical world war II wife that decided to go to work in industry while their husbands were fighting the war. They decided they liked their own paychecks and many kept working. Some decided to burn their bras and become liberated. This made their husands really mad, which is hilarious in retrospect.

Look at Sharon. She really is a rosie-the-riviter wannabee, isn't she? Let's include her in the next layoff.

rosie-the-riviter by running out of patience January 5, 2008

ravita 

Ravita is a very interesting and weird girl. She is kind and has badass attitude and doesn't take any shit from anyone. She is usually a very cool, kind girl...but catch her in a bad mood and you're dead meat

That girl over there is Ravita....I wanna touch her...but she's a badass

ravita by Mary-Kate Jane February 17, 2018

Ridita 

Ridita is a person who is kind to others, smart and also quite shy. So many people have liked Ridita and she is surrounded by an amazing group of friends. Riditas get jealous quickly and like attention, so may not open up to people. She is very pretty even though she doesn't realise it and is so fun to have around. Everyone needs a Ridita in their life.

I saw her and instantly fell... O Ridita

Ridita by FabulouslyCliche;) November 19, 2019

Rivithead 

A person that listens to mainly modern industrial music and electronica and is associated with the goth/industrial scene. Generally rivitheads are found at goth/industrial clubs. They tend to wear their hair in extreme styles like spikes, a mohawk or military cut. They also generally dress in a military fashion and have a penchant for body modification.

Joe has become such a rivithead, he won't listen to anything other than industrial any more!

Rivithead by SDChris October 4, 2006