rivitar 

another way to say retarded

-Did he really pee in the girls bathroom?

-YEAH! Man!

-Man that's rivitar!

rivitar by san francisco treat March 4, 2012

rosie-the-riviter 

Rosie the riviter was a typical world war II wife that decided to go to work in industry while their husbands were fighting the war. They decided they liked their own paychecks and many kept working. Some decided to burn their bras and become liberated. This made their husands really mad, which is hilarious in retrospect.

Look at Sharon. She really is a rosie-the-riviter wannabee, isn't she? Let's include her in the next layoff.

rosie-the-riviter by running out of patience January 5, 2008

riitard 

riitard

rii•tard (ree-tahrd)
-noun

* A hybrid acronym-compound consisting of “R.I.I.” and “tard“
1. Random Internet Individual
2. tard

* A general classification of unknown internet users
1. anonymous users of the world wide web
2. internet persons of unknown origin or purpose

"Who is that spamming your Myspace Inbox?"
"Oh just some riitard"

csplayer783: how did u die??
quakejunkie14: ran into sum camping riitard

riitard by gatsome October 12, 2008

RivitaShita 

Pronounced (RYE-VEETA-SHEET-A)
to lay down, or take a RivitaShita, to goto the bathroom and lay a number two, to eat alot of fibre and lay down a grainy, horse styled RivitaShita.

"wow dude, i just went to your bathroom, that was one hell of a RivitaShita... Jeesus!!"

"hey girls, can you wait a minute before you join the boys, i need to lay down a quick RivitaShita"

hey hun, just warm the seats in the car, i need to run back inside for a quick - yet amazing - RivitaShita"

RivitaShita by ryan in london February 6, 2008

rivita 

rivita is a cracker, it comes in a packet of twenty five deliciously machine baked rivita styled healthy option biscuits.

they have been known to be included in many diets, including ones which release fluid and hard stool from the human bowles, once intake of rivita biscuits has started, being too close to the buttox of those who have scoffed rivita is dangerous, the old style packaging included warnings for Projectile vomiting, and Projectile Faeces.

this is where the term RivitaShita was also derived from (look that up)

rivita has been used by women as tampons when none have been available for years, and also as a sanitary pad by the older ladies, trouble with this option is mistaken identity for food once used in this method.

" hey mum, school was great but im really hungry, do you have any Rivita?"

"my diet isnt working, my bowles are going stale, i need 5 packs of Rivita IMMEDIATELY"

" Dorris, me tampons have ran out hours ago, im desperate, you got any Rivita in the cupboard?"

" Wendy, Ya dirty bitch, you put the used Rivita back in the pack and my nephew ate it last night!!!"

" Dorris my Sanitary pads fell out my bag at mcdonalds, can you please run down the shop and get me some soft option Rivita biscuits"

rivita by ryan in london January 11, 2009

Ravitarka 

he's a fuckin bit. Worships cows. Prays to the gods Vindaloo and Sheever with his magic coconut. Pees in cars.

Dude, that's a Ravitarka move, is it tho

Ravitarka by IsItTho? February 7, 2018