Mark : hey, introduce me to your friend John
Josh: Naah mate, stay away from that guy, he is a rivert
Josh: Naah mate, stay away from that guy, he is a rivert
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Get the rivert mug.Guy 1: Isn't Richie a rivert?
Guy 2: Dude, what the hell is that?
Guy 1: I saw him peeping on the girls and watching hentai in 4th.
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Isn't his dad rich too?
Guy 1: Yep.
Guy 2: He's a rivert in every sense of the word.
Guy 2: Heh, Richie the Rivert
Guy 2: Dude, what the hell is that?
Guy 1: I saw him peeping on the girls and watching hentai in 4th.
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Isn't his dad rich too?
Guy 1: Yep.
Guy 2: He's a rivert in every sense of the word.
Guy 2: Heh, Richie the Rivert
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Get the A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City mug.The James River is a river in the U.S. state of Virginia. It is 348 miles long, extending to 444 miles includes the Jackson River. It is the 12th longest river in the United States that remains entirely within a single state
It has become very popular for families to take swims in and college students at VCU to get fucked up at.
It has become very popular for families to take swims in and college students at VCU to get fucked up at.
VCU student1: Hey wanna get fucked up at the James River tomorrow and drink PBR?
VCU student2: Yea man! The river is sick!
VCU student2: Yea man! The river is sick!
by hillert October 22, 2013
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Lady River leads to the truest, the ultimate, the most soulful, protective love.
Rest assure, in time, Lady River will deliver you to your ONE.
Rest assure, in time, Lady River will deliver you to your ONE.
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Get the lady river mug.Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.
Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!
Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.
Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!
Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.
Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.
Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!
Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.
Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
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