river nile 

To wake up after a big night out,often having slept on a floor, feeling like you've had a wash in a filthy river. Characteristics will include greasy flat hair, sticky clothes, sore throat, red eyes, spots.

"I woke up this morning feeling unbelievable River Nile".

river nile by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004

By George Martha, it's the river Nile! 

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.

guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.

By George Martha, it's the river Nile! by TheFlyingFuck October 17, 2011

the nile river 

When 5 or more dicks ejaculate into a females mouth at one time, while the female chokes on the sperm and it runs through the nostrils of the female to form something like the flow of the nile river.

Many pornstars have perfected the nile river with 5 no lifes did this in now-deleted pornos.

the nile river by 123suckmyd December 2, 2009

nile river

The 'river' that starts in the gap between your pecs and runs down the gap between your abs. People with defined chests will brag that water can flow down it, much like a river. Usually called a Nile River because of the Nile's overall straightness.

I've been workin' out so hard lately I'm gettin a Nile River

nile river by The Cuze April 5, 2010

D-Nile River 

When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!

I’m so sorry! Your attractiveness caused a D-Nile River running straight to your clean sheets!

D-Nile River by AR13$ November 3, 2022

Nile River

When a Young woman stabs her vaginal canal til the point of bleeding while it flows into a masturbating midgets mouth

Jack: I can't believe you let Sam have a Nile River

Hailey: It is all in good fun

Nile River by GreekRocket November 23, 2024

Nile River

When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.

Luke: I can't believe you let them each drink a Nile River.
Jackie: It's all in good fun!.

Nile River by GreekRocket November 23, 2024