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river bitch 

A river bitch is a poker term to describe a player who folds, or gives up their hand, on the river or the last card shown for the community cards in Texas Hold 'Em. Normally if they are the first to act they will check and will have a hand where they didn't know if they wanted to stay in or give up their hand.

Poker players are likely to be river bitches if they are very conservative players and don't bet much at a given time. River bitches in some cases will want to avoid showing their cards after the betting round after the river if they think their opponent(s) has a better hand.
Jake, stop being such a river bitch! That's the 8th time you've folded on the river tonight.
river bitch by Sid Barrett August 6, 2007
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river bitch 

Noun

SLANG

a. a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman, who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.

b. a lewd woman who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.

c. DISPARAGING AND OFFENSIVE. any woman who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
1. That River bitch let's her dog roam wild and shit all over the neighborhood.

2. Mrs. Miller is a huge river bitch.

3. That river bitch turns on her hazard lights when driving in the rain.

4. River bitch constantly parks her monstrosity of a vehicle in the cross-walk overnight obstructing the view of people driving and pedestrians trying to cross the street.

rivetbitch - rivet bitch

Rivetbitch plu. rivetbitches

commonly found in industrial clubs (uk), dancing like maniacs to EEVIL NOIZE,

stompy boots, part shaved head, stern look... beware, those bitches bite!

Lesser version EBM rivetbitch, who listen to EBM rather than noise and are generally better behaved ;)
rivetbitch - rivet bitch by snowwy October 11, 2004

Rivet Bitch 

see Rivetbitch plu. rivetbitches
Rivet bitch plu. rivet bitches

commonly found in industrial clubs (uk), dancing like maniacs to EEVIL NOIZE,

stompy boots, part shaved head, stern look... beware, those bitches bite!

Lesser version EBM rivet bitch, who listen to EBM rather than noise and are generally better behaved ;)
she loooks like a rivet bitch but she listens to EBM and future pop
Rivet Bitch by snowwy October 11, 2004

Pussy ass dick-rider bitch 

Someone who is willing to talk shit but can’t back themselves up, commonly brown noses the important men in their life, needs validation in order to make themselves feel truly worthy and is a total waste of space that is scared of the consequences of their own fucking actions.

This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.

If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.
“Zulu is such a pussy ass dick-rider bitch. Maybe he’ll get the karma he deserves.

rivetbitch 

Rivetbitch plu. rivetbitches

commonly found in industrial clubs (uk), dancing like maniacs to EEVIL NOIZE,

stompy boots, part shaved head, stern look... beware, those bitches bite!

Lesser version EBM rivetbitch, who listen to EBM rather than noise and are generally better behaved ;)
she stomps like a rivetbitch
rivetbitch by snowwy October 11, 2004
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