ripme

A nig-nerd; a man who keeps promoting the most irrelevant shit known to mankind and acts like a nerd.

Person 1: Knock Knock
Person 2: Who's there
Person 1: Chicken
Person 2: Well actually, Chickens CANNOT knock on doors as it's physically impossible
Person 1: Why the fuck are you acting like a ripme?

by YourFather121 May 27, 2023

Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.

That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016

ripped-snorter

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine

In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

by MetroplexPrime96 July 14, 2018

Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.

I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.

by Hamper Hunter November 11, 2020

leaf ripper

A person who rips leaves off evergreen bushes simply to tear them apart and throw away for the purpose of relaxation during a long journey on foot.

DD: Theres Ryder off tearing up the hedges again.

Hanlon: Yo man leave the kid alone he's just a leaf ripper!

by ronoc ryder April 4, 2010

ripe booty smells

Body odor from lack of bathing yielding a fermentation smell.

At the tent camp there were several people with ripe booty smells.

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016