ripeye 

An orifice that has been mangled; obliterated. Looks like someone fell on a weedwacker, and may or may not have enjoyed it. Typically drizzled in feces and/or puss. May also contain jizz, mucus, spit, sweat or dried jizz. Usually refers to an asshole or a vaginal crease.

I went to Jimmy's on a hairy Monday, and I caught a glimpse of Jim's hairy ripeye. Dripping with sweat, his ripeye looked shattered from a previous encounter. Jim's ripeye was pulverized. It looked like a tenderized piece of rotten Ribeye steak. Jim's ripeye was a 11/10 GGEZ.

ripeye by HairyRipeye August 7, 2022

ripeye 

An orifice that has been mangled; obliterated. Looks like someone fell on a weedwacker, and may or may not have enjoyed it. Typically drizzled in feces and/or puss. May also contain jizz, mucus, spit, sweat or dried jizz. Usually refers to an asshole or a vaginal crease.

I went to Jimmy's on a hairy Monday, and I caught a glimpse of Jim's hairy ripeye. Dripping with sweat, his ripeye looked shattered from a previous encounter. Jim's ripeye was pulverized. It looked like a tenderized piece of rotten Ribeye steak. Jim's ripeye was a 11/10 GGEZ.

ripeye by HairyRipeye August 7, 2022

Ripeye 

An enlarged mangled orifice that oozes pus and/or expels extreme odor. Usually provoking distaste from the majority of people whom witness it's presence. Typically refers to an anus or a vaginal crease.

It was a muggy Monday morning, the sun had just peaked in the sky. Joe Biden was out drinking some natty lights on his porch, when Donald Trump happened upon a display of Joe's bare ripeye. An eventful sight. The ripeye glistened in sun, moist from a recent outbreak of pus. Donald was scarred for life and needed to seek emotional and physical therapy for the remainder of his dull life.

Ripeye by HairyRipeye August 9, 2022

Ripeepers 

When a massive bloody wasted opportunity happens and you miss it. Essentially a more extreme RIP.

Person A: I got a F In Math on my report
Person B: Rip. But I got an F in all my subjects.
Person A: RIPEEPERS

Ripeepers by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Ribeye 

By far the best most delicious cut of steak to eat.

I ate a Ribeye steak with fries last night

Ribeye by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

Mr. Ripleyed

From the storyline "The Talented Mr. Ripley". When someone you've been close with becomes obsessed with your talents and personality traits, then all of a sudden pretends you never existed and imitates them as their own.

We were so close and then I never heard from her again. It was like I never existed. Then she had all of these new interests, activities and changes to her personality on her facebook that were identical to mine. She totally "Mr. Ripleyed" me!

Mr. Ripleyed by Sickeningly Sweet December 21, 2010

ribeye 

A bad motherfucker. The biggest trick daddy of them all. A dude always surrounded by the highest class trim. A hoss.

My friend Patrick is a real ol' ribeye; that dude knows how to party and score chicks with the best of the playas. That ribeye beat the shit out of a dude for just looking at this trim.

ribeye by Chuckwagon August 18, 2007