(v) the act of blowing all future chances of receiving job you want because you
accidently rip
your pants on the way to a job interview;
(n)a persons name after said act of tearing pants wide open,
to the point where boxers are visable.
(
Question) Hey, isn't that Rip Torn? I heard he pissed his pants at a job
interview because he was so nervous.
(Answer) No he didn't piss his pants. He ripped them wide open and people were looking right at his
italian sausage.