Rip 'n' Dip 

When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.

Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!

If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip

Rip 'n' Dip by Lunicus December 3, 2011

Rip 'n' Dip 

To "rip" open a zip-lock bag full of weed and "dip" your hand in.

"Man, I got some dank ass bud today. Time to rip 'n' dip."

Rip 'n' Dip by roti_bread May 17, 2015

Rip N Dip

skating in large cities with homies and spots where there is security, cops etc, and getting tricks and diping before you get ticketed, tackled, taser etc.

" yo i got mad tricks down at this spot"

other friend:"how man that shit has been blown up for years" first dude:"I guess you need to learn how to Rip N Dip

Rip N Dip by ckillla August 5, 2010

Rip n Dip

When you smoke weed ("rip") and then leave to go somewhere else ("dip")

"I can't believe that she rip n dipped on us"

Rip n Dip by Kennkennn October 15, 2015

rip n' dip 

rip n dipping is an action that can be broken into two steps:
1. the action Riping: of doing something gnarly/hella stella

then

2. dipping before indury, death, rape, STD's, getting busted by security or the po9

It is common to throw your horns \m/ (pointer and pinky finger raise up while thumb and other fingers remain down) before,during, and after the process for good luck and good ripndipper style

1.Mitch: I'm going to rip n' dip this rail before security comes

2. poppin gainers of the CN tower into a pool of horny/hungry sharks with laser beams and STD's and dipping the pool before being attacked and/or raped by the sharks

rip n' dip by Snikazz January 13, 2011

rip n' dip 

you have sex with a girl then you leave. you rip and then dip.

Damn that girl is rip n' dip, im gonna take her home tonight.

rip n' dip by jamal February 12, 2005

RIP n' dip 

When you ask someone who appears upset what's bothering them, but you underestimated the gravity of their problem and it ends up being quite serious, and you're unprepared to deal with it so you offer a halfhearted acknowledgement ("RIP") and leave as soon as possible (dip)

John: Hey Marley, you good?
Marley: No...My parents are getting divorced
John: oh... uh, RIP *leaves*

-later-

Sam: So you just left??
John: I didn't know how to react! I had to RIP n' dip !

RIP n' dip by hayd33z April 29, 2019