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when an urban white boy named aiden living in a white filled neighborhood with lush-green lawn with roses and tulips and a golden lab named arthur who comically jumps around the lawn while chasing a butterfly who also went to a private school and posted snapchat stories of fireworks with the caption "the opps just pulled up on BD these foos tryna get lead pumped in they ahh no cap me and my homeboy gonna fire back yall stay safe 🔥🔥" while his white 5'6 thick momma makes him mac n cheese topped with french fried onions and cheese crisps out from the oven while saying "aiden sweetie i made mac n cheese!" to which white boy aiden replies "coming ma" tries to act like he from the hood by saying right now as "right neow"
Mark - i just finished my hw, im gonna hoop on some niggas right neow
Jamal - fuck you talm bout white boa
right neow by senpaikee February 14, 2023

Are you serious right neow bro? 

A common used word for losers that use tiktok all day and get no bitches.
Dad: Son, your mother has just got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. Lets pray to god and the holy spirit that she will recover.

Son: Are you serious right neow bro?

are you serious right neow bruh 

On the first day there was nothing, and on the second day ishowspeed said "are you serious right neow bruh"
and there was light
cat dies

"are you serious right neow bruh"
(sad)

are you serious right neow bro? 

a phrase used by people that have a brain smoother than a babies buttcheeks.
mom: 'your grandmother is dying to cancer.. she's stage 4.. lets pray to god that she wins the fight against it.'
baby buttcheek brain boy: 'are you serious right neow bro?'

Are you serious right neow bro 

A iconic 6 worded phrase commonly used by famous YouTube streamer who’s name is Darren Watkins Jr. Usually referred to as “IShowSpeed” who has been a iconic internet sensation known by his outrageous impulses, and by his iconic moments. For example, him raging, Talking Ben, His obsession for the Portuguese Footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo. And by doing extreme dangerous activities and challenges. The “Are you serious right neow bro” phrase takes back all the way to July 2022 where one of ‘Speed’s clones’ who’s name is Emerson O’Dell, usually referred to as “WhiteBoyEm” said that phrase in a stream of him playing the video game called “Fall Guys. And since then, that 6 worded phrase has been used all around the internet.
IShowSpeed: “Bro I swear. If I get one more Mexican player I’m getting off this game.”
*he gets a Spanish player*
Also IShowSpeed: “are you serious right neow bro. ALL THESE FUCKING MEXICAN PLAYERS!”
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