Rifty is a uncommon genetic disease that starts from the waist down. Spreading fungus through your bones and is not contagious. You can get affected by this by licking a swingset.
Riftdrawl- The feeling millions of people get when not being able to play the gamerift.
Random says: Chad lets go!, rift is not gonna be up for two more days.
Chad Says: NO!! What if they put the servers up early?!
Random Says: Your going through riftdrawls man! snap out of it!