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riding dick 

When a woman bounces on a mans penis rapidly.
A hoe in the streets enjoys riding dicks all day.
riding dick by GrreattDefenitions February 28, 2015
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Riding dick 

For a woman To ride a hard cock using only the power of your back legs and your ass cheeks with freak and skill in a up and down motion with a dick inside you for multiple orgasms if done correctly you will be cumming you only use your hands for something to hold on to squat riding is also the same as riding dick there are many ways you can ride dick and make sure your back or lower back is always arched for better sensation and performance this type of position involves strength endurance willingness power and stamina

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.
Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome 

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome is an affliction exclusive to characters in Masashi Kishimoto's popular manga, Naruto. After encountering Uzumaki Naruto in a battle and losing, Naruto spits an adorable line about peace, determination, and love. The victim then relinquishes all convictions and bends to the will of Uzumaki Naruto.

His allies are also afflicted by NDRS; Hinata nearly lost her life twice for him. NDRS, moreover, transcends the pages of the manga to forum users as well. Uchiha Sasuke is the only known person immune to NDRS.
Naruto: "I've defeated you Neji, now abandon your grudges because I'm a loser."

Neji: "But aren't you the son of the Fou....ahh, nevermind. Let's have a circle jerk. I got NDRS."

Reader 1: "Naruto's actions were just. He follows his emotions and will never break his promise"

Reader 2: "But it's just getting ridiculous at this point in the manga. You got Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome BAD!

Dick Riding 

Becoming infatuated with, endorsing, or kissing up to someone or something which is very popular at the moment in hopes of gaining recognition, a sense of fulfillment, or publicity.
Hurricane Katrina, The Haiti Earthquake, and Obama's Election were all notable publicized events where everyone and their grandmother got involved, showed support while it was still a hot issue, and dropped it as if it had never occurred once the media stopped spamming every channel and air wave with coverage.

Hence they were all "dick riding" like the "cool kids" to appear "trendy" or have "water cooler conversation" for the office.
Dick Riding by Cookei June 22, 2010

Dick Riding 

What everyone was doing during the '08 election.
Thugnificient: ♪Dick riding for tomorrow♪
♪Dick riding for today♪
♪Dick riding for the straight
♪Dick riding for the gay♪
♪Dick riding for America♪
♪Dick riding for Iraq♪
♪It's okay to ride that dick just as long as its Barack's♪
Dick Riding by Grandad Freeman April 20, 2010
Word of the Day on September 6, 2023

Dick Riding Demon

A person who is very much on your wood.
Original terminology comes from a white man named Dahood
Can you get off my dick you being a dick riding demon !
Dick Riding Demon by MyNameDre October 27, 2018
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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