rice dick

A tiny penis that cannot promote moose knuckling or gapping as it is too small to overstretch the inner labia (labia minora) and too thin to separate the outer labia (labia majora). The opposite of horse cock.

She barely noticed the penetration of his rice dick.

by Insectdiet May 18, 2004

Rice dick

The act of shoving a single grain of rice up a dickhole, then cumming soy sauce down an Asian's throat.

rice dick rice Asians

John felt like he needed his night with his girlfriend to go smoothly, so he practiced the rice dick many times.

by imalime October 09, 2016

B-rice Dick

Unimpressive. About 3 inches. See pencil-dick for further references.

Yo you know Bryce?
Yeah.

Well I heard he had a B-rice Dick.

by Teesquizzle June 01, 2018

dick rice

A slang term for crabs

Dude, don't sleep with that chick. She's got the dick rice.

by AJasdf March 04, 2008

Rice Crispy Dick

When a man smashes up rice crispies, inserts them up his pee hole, and proceeds to jack off on a girl, excreting a rice crispy treat like substance.

Brian: "Suck on my rice crispy dick bitch! Its delicious!!"

Megan: "I love rice crispy treats!!"

by rcd101 March 29, 2009

rice krispy dick

An STD that is on the penis that makes it look like a rice krispy.... dick

Tyler:Yo i banged my girl with this rice krispy dick.She didnt even know.

Kevin: Eww dude what the fuck.

by Nonricekrispydick September 15, 2019

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

A phrase because it jingles.

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

by TheSeger February 04, 2021