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rice dick 

A tiny penis that cannot promote moose knuckling or gapping as it is too small to overstretch the inner labia (labia minora) and too thin to separate the outer labia (labia majora). The opposite of horse cock.
She barely noticed the penetration of his rice dick.
rice dick by Insectdiet May 18, 2004
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Rice dick 

The act of shoving a single grain of rice up a dickhole, then cumming soy sauce down an Asian's throat.

rice dick rice Asians
John felt like he needed his night with his girlfriend to go smoothly, so he practiced the rice dick many times.
Rice dick by imalime October 9, 2016
Slang term for a small Asian penis.
Chang unfortunately fit the stereotype about Asian men having rice dicks.
Rice Dick by DubUEmAEf December 3, 2025

B-rice Dick 

Unimpressive. About 3 inches. See pencil-dick for further references.
Yo you know Bryce?
Yeah.

Well I heard he had a B-rice Dick.
B-rice Dick by Teesquizzle June 1, 2018

dick rice 

Dude, don't sleep with that chick. She's got the dick rice.
dick rice by AJasdf March 4, 2008

Rice Crispy Dick

When a man smashes up rice crispies, inserts them up his pee hole, and proceeds to jack off on a girl, excreting a rice crispy treat like substance.
Brian: "Suck on my rice crispy dick bitch! Its delicious!!"

Megan: "I love rice crispy treats!!"
Rice Crispy Dick by rcd101 March 29, 2009

rice krispy dick 

An STD that is on the penis that makes it look like a rice krispy.... dick
Tyler:Yo i banged my girl with this rice krispy dick.She didnt even know.

Kevin: Eww dude what the fuck.
rice krispy dick by Nonricekrispydick September 15, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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