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An intellectually challenged individual whose given name is Rhiannon, Rhianna, or any other variation of names beginning with Rhi
Looks she's a pretty girl but I'm just not sure about her, she's a bit of a Rhitard
Rhitard by TheFurmayn July 18, 2016
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A very very dumb person who never fails to amuse with his stupidity
That clown is such a rhitard
rhitard by brosnhoes April 10, 2010
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You must be a rhitard to fail the test!
rhitard by Gragon August 23, 2003

rhetardical 

a statement or question so stupid it doesn't deserve a response
the other day steve asked something so rhetardical i didn't even answer him.
rhetardical by Boyles August 8, 2008
An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.
''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?
Reitard by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019

ritardando 

in music, when the song slows down. but it can be used to call some one a retard or slow.
you're such a ritardando!
ritardando by nerm November 19, 2003

rihtards 

- rihanna stans that defend her through everything .
- they call her the "Queen of Pop " when she's really the queen of walking around doing nothing.

-Chris brown's punching bag
- someone that claims the "wait is ova" when no one but the rihtards were waiting
- OMG !! RIHANNA IS THE NEW MJ

those rihtards are so dumb, stop being "rihtard"ed
rihtards by banginx3 November 2, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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