An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.

''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?

Reitard by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019

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ritardando

in music, when the song slows down. but it can be used to call some one a retard or slow.

you're such a ritardando!

ritardando by nerm November 19, 2003

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rihtards

- rihanna stans that defend her through everything .
- they call her the "Queen of Pop " when she's really the queen of walking around doing nothing.

-Chris brown's punching bag
- someone that claims the "wait is ova" when no one but the rihtards were waiting

- OMG !! RIHANNA IS THE NEW MJ

those rihtards are so dumb, stop being "rihtard"ed

rihtards by banginx3 November 2, 2009

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