rhetardic

A mix between something that's rhetorical and retarded. used to distract people from their main goals in an effort to destroy their self-image by making them confused and overwhelmed.

teacher- "Who owns your balls?"

student- "Jesus"

teacher- "that's rhetardic"

rhetardic by a mooning cow April 27, 2011

rhetardic

retarded rhetoric, especially an explanation given by a drunk or high individual who thinks they are speaking intelligently

Debbie got philosophical while smoking, and she explained the rhetardic-based idea behind her solution for global warming which involved using air-conditioners to cool the outside.

rhetardic by Rybinsk November 30, 2017

Retardicon 

1) A Autobot/Decipticon that is utterly retarded.

2) Something that has to do with a machine of some sort that is retarded.

3) An insult inferring mental retardation of a person.

1 Guy #1 "Dude, there's a transformer that transforms into a Short-bus."

Guy #2 "What a retardicon."

2a "Your car can only get AM? Man, your car is a retardicon."

2b "That gundamn is a such retardicon."

3 "You are such a retardicon."

Retardicon by Syn122 January 29, 2009

Retardi b 

Some dumb bitch that ruins alot of music, the right way of saying Cardi b's rap name.

Oh wow that so called rapper Retardi b ruined that new song with (insert a good rapper).

Retardi b by Urb4n13g3nd27 July 6, 2019

retardiculous 

Ridiculous to a retarded level. Something so stupid it's beyond any sane reason to do it.

That was retardiculous to try and steal a live lobster by stuffing it down your pants and trying to walk out of the store!

retardiculous by Atakith December 20, 2016

Retardify 

To break down an explanation to common terms so that a simpleton can understand it more clearly.

Since you clearly don't understand this let me retardify it for you.

Retardify by 2_Fabulous October 2, 2009

Retardican 

A relatively young political party, the successor of the Republican Party, but without any of the formers’ dignity. The party’s earliest origins can be traced to late Senator John McCains selection for his running mate, Sarah Palin, during the 2008 presidential election. Since then the party has taken on the key platforms in the candidacy of former President Donald J. Trump, the first of many Retardicans to be elected to public office. Such positions are notable for their outlandish and extremely stupid ideas. These ideas were propagated by recently elected Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, Senator Joshua Hawley, and several other elected Retardicans including even former President Donald Trump. They include, but are not limited to, the belief that the 2020 election was stolen by pedophiles in the government, giant space lasers funded and built by Jewish philanthropists caused the Californian wildfires, and that the science of climate change and the COVID 19 pandemic are conspiracies fabricated by the Chinese to hurt the American economy.

“Yo, did you hear how that Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene had the courage to confront that crisis actor David Hogg over his part in the false flag shooting at that high school?”

“Yeah I did, but I also know she’s not a true Republican. A true Republican wouldn’t believe that because they’re actually somewhat intelligent. She’s actually Retardican.”

“Ohhhhhhh”

Retardican by Liberal92 February 4, 2021