rhetardical

a statement or question so stupid it doesn't deserve a response

the other day steve asked something so rhetardical i didn't even answer him.

by Boyles August 8, 2008

Rhetardical

When a question is so retarded that it can't be answered because of it's sheer retarded~ness.

Joe asked something so massively rhetardical that I pretended I didn't hear him, left the room, and hid all of the sharp objects in my apartment to restrain myself from hurting him the next time he asked a question.

When my teacher told me that there were no stupid questions, all the kids in my class purposely started asking the most rhetardical questions that she stood there speechless and almost changed her mind.

by donnthuan23 February 26, 2011

rhetardical

Is a figure of speech in the form of a question that is asked in order to make yourself look like a fucktard

Did you here Bob's rhetardical question to his girlfriend about dating her cousin if they break up.

by Jammer 89 March 4, 2014

rhetorical fact

A piece of information, usually not true, that a person cites in order to win an argument.

I don't really know if 1.2% of marriages end in murder, it was just a rhetorical fact to shut bob up.

by thefj February 10, 2014

retardiculous

Ridiculous to a retarded level. Something so stupid it's beyond any sane reason to do it.

That was retardiculous to try and steal a live lobster by stuffing it down your pants and trying to walk out of the store!

by Atakith December 20, 2016

rhetorical answer

An answer to a rhetorical question, what is asked to make a point, which is answered to make a point.

"Oh, please. Everyone's always on about the children. I've already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge, usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish. But then who's the villain?"
"Y- you."
"N- no, that was a rhetorical question."
"And I gave you a rhetorical answer."

by i can feel you slipping October 21, 2015

Retardican

A relatively young political party, the successor of the Republican Party, but without any of the formers’ dignity. The party’s earliest origins can be traced to late Senator John McCains selection for his running mate, Sarah Palin, during the 2008 presidential election. Since then the party has taken on the key platforms in the candidacy of former President Donald J. Trump, the first of many Retardicans to be elected to public office. Such positions are notable for their outlandish and extremely stupid ideas. These ideas were propagated by recently elected Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, Senator Joshua Hawley, and several other elected Retardicans including even former President Donald Trump. They include, but are not limited to, the belief that the 2020 election was stolen by pedophiles in the government, giant space lasers funded and built by Jewish philanthropists caused the Californian wildfires, and that the science of climate change and the COVID 19 pandemic are conspiracies fabricated by the Chinese to hurt the American economy.

“Yo, did you hear how that Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene had the courage to confront that crisis actor David Hogg over his part in the false flag shooting at that high school?”

“Yeah I did, but I also know she’s not a true Republican. A true Republican wouldn’t believe that because they’re actually somewhat intelligent. She’s actually Retardican.”

“Ohhhhhhh”

by Liberal92 February 4, 2021