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ready to risk it all!
“Ready to risk it all!” describes a state of mind wherein an individual has completely lost all rationality and sense of inhibition in a situation that could quite possibly end or ruin his life or career forever. It’s all about: forbidden behavior in too public a place; with too many lights; too many cameras; and waaaaaaaay too many witnesses.
It was his last night as a bachelor and all of the dancers knew it. Redheads were is Kryptonite and by the time “Red” had finished her lap dance he was ready to risk it all!
ready to risk it all! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 28, 2023
I'm Too Young And Not Ready
A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle. Spreading awareness about teenage pregnancy helps young girls understand the importance of waiting.
Thuggizzle has an outreach program called I'm Too Young And Not Ready for teenagers who get pregnant.
I'm Too Young And Not Ready by He ain't through with me yet April 5, 2019
Teaching Crabs How To Read
Verb,
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022
Hoe ready
When you're looking nice, have big/somewhat big muscles and a body fat percentage of 12% or less. This term was popularized by the YouTuber "Chris Jones" of Pump Chasers and Physiques of Greatness.
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