reverse waffle 

When you come to the office in the morning and stay until lunch, but work the rest of the day from home.

I'll be doing the reverse waffle today.
I'm reverse waffling.

reverse waffle by dashatron July 9, 2018

Reverse waffle stomp 

Walking into a public restroom, shitting in your hands and shoving the shit in the hand dryer

I went to dry my hands in the restroom but got shit all over me instead cause some asshole decided the reverse waffle stomp the hand dryer

Reverse waffle stomp by Dirty kid bill August 21, 2022