retarded mf
retarded mf by rose kai is king March 2, 2021
retardedment
(Also pronounced retaddedment)
The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life
The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life
Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday
retardedment by Jwrules May 7, 2016
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RetardedFungus
Something you can gain from fortnite or something you have had before if you were an "OG", this is spread from dweebs or dumbasses that think fortnite is still good, it's caused from people that still play it, it can be contagious which will result in depression, eyes melting, dick falling off, constant CAPPING and bruh.
Billy: He lil bitch why u playing fortnite?
lil bitch: I like it...
Billy: That means u have retardedfungus.
lil bitch: :I
Billy: I LIKE YA CUT G
lil bitch: I like it...
Billy: That means u have retardedfungus.
lil bitch: :I
Billy: I LIKE YA CUT G
RetardedFungus by MozarellaCheez April 19, 2021
retardedfork
retardedfork by mrjimmeh November 28, 2003
retardedfucktard
a retardedfucktard is someone who is retarded
yet at the same time a complete fucktard.
it is also a really good way of insulting someone when you are wanting to confuse the hell outa them at the same time
insult womanisers with it!
yet at the same time a complete fucktard.
it is also a really good way of insulting someone when you are wanting to confuse the hell outa them at the same time
insult womanisers with it!
one huge retardedfucktard is miles
so if i wanted to insult and confuse miles i would say:
me: miles you retardedfucktard
miles: huh?!?!?!?! :'[
so if i wanted to insult and confuse miles i would say:
me: miles you retardedfucktard
miles: huh?!?!?!?! :'[
retardedfucktard by SuperDani™ June 23, 2006
retardedfullness
retardedfullness by OmGthisshitiswack! September 13, 2007
Retardedfounded
To be so unbelievably dumbfounded about the outcome of something that you simply lack any other word to describe the shock you’re experiencing
Bro, I’m so retardedfounded that Huq actually extended the homework deadline after that ridiculous email I sent him
Retardedfounded by Dr. Frank George February 6, 2026
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