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retarded monkey fuck 

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

Fuck Retarded

When someone is so incomprehensibly fucking stupid; any thing they say or do warrants this title.
Nic: "You know... all she's asking for, is for me to give up my independence, man-hood, and free-will. That's not that bad, right?"

Sean: "Nic, you are so Fuck Retarded I can't stand it."
Fuck Retarded by JMY87 September 15, 2011

Retarded as fuck

Someone extremely dumb that knows fucking nothing
Alex: john you are retarded as fuck you dumb bitch

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded 

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded
He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

retarded fuckchild 

Its not self-explanitory, it occurs when there is either an incest relationship because they did not spread apart the genes, therefor resulting in a shallow gene pool.

OR when a child is just plain out retarded..
Crackwhore: my uncle, dad, and brother all raped me, im also retarded so thats why im a retarded fuckchild.

retarded fucking assholes 

complete fucking douchebags

see words guitar.com and misc etc.
misc tards are dumber than a fat retard playin in his own shit
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