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Retard Sex

1.Sexual intercourse between two idiots (female,male/male,male/femal,female) or sexual intercourse between two infact retarded people.

2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina
1.yo, i was watching retard sex last night, and i saw yo moma gettn dun with a helmet on.

2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.
by andrew samule satchworth December 3, 2006
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Sex nuts and retard strong

The sexual excitement of a mentally handicapped person.
What if a customer comes in and my jerkin off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong? Suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth.
by Shadows24k April 27, 2011
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Sexual Retard

When someone, usually a guy, doesn't know how to flirt or get on with the sex. Horribly bad or inexperienced at sex. Excels at being an asshole. Usually brags about getting bitches, but is stumped when he actually has a chance to fuck. Turns girls off completely.
Stacy: Baby, I'm SSSSSOOOOO horny!!! PLEASE FUCK ME!!!
Danny: UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH...
Stacy: You know what? Fuck outta here you sexual retard!
by Ghost Rider ;) April 1, 2017
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Sexual Retard

See: definition of 'fruitnigger'.
They got "married" to each other because they have no experience with the opposite sex and/or refuse any sexually mature development or relationships, so they decided to become sexual retards.
by molestedBYAfruitnigger August 15, 2020
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Sexual Retard

Sexual retard: A person that can’t have a normal conversation without it being of sex.
Come back when you become less sexual retarded.
by Cherryroseblood May 5, 2018
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Retardosexual

A person who is attracted to a person with low levels of iq and mental fortitude. Attraction towards a dumb person.
Ben's in love with that dumb cunt. He must be a retardosexual.
by Iwas9 July 10, 2019
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Retardsexual

It is the act or feeling of wanting to thoroughly mate with a retard until they can no longer take it
-May i mate with you fellow human?
-No, i’m sorry, i’m retarded. No one wants to mate with me
-Oh yeah, your a retard!?!? Come here sugary juicy slobbery major hot Retard!! I will mate with you, I am retardsexual
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