retard dong

The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.

Toby is slow, but man can he fuck. He's got that retard dong.

by Manuterus May 14, 2015

retardmonger

someone who is intentionally edgy because they think they're cool but are just really cringy

"God, that kid on CSGO was being such a retardmonger"

by that_one_melon_guy January 14, 2019