that_one_melon_guy's definitions

Melon Party

A gay orgy involving old fat/obese men

"My dad invited his friends over and had a melon party while i was watching"

by that_one_melon_guy May 14, 2019

retardmonger

someone who is intentionally edgy because they think they're cool but are just really cringy

"God, that kid on CSGO was being such a retardmonger"

by that_one_melon_guy January 14, 2019

Squeaker

A kid on fortnite that doesnt know how to play the fucking game and is under the age of fetus

"This entire server is filled with squeakers!!"

by that_one_melon_guy January 15, 2019