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Dip-ression 

The sudden and overwhelming conviction that there is no caramel core to life and you will probably spend the rest of your days in the state of quiet confusion.
Then again, you've got loads of unopened pots of hot sauces in the fridge from all those takeaway pizzas, so things are looking up!
You: I can't understand why my life is so horrible!
Also you: MORE SAUCE

This is dip-ression
Dip-ression by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

Dep ression 

He is very dep ression
Dep ression by LXRDD March 22, 2018

ressinating 

Last night we didn't have any weed,so we were ressinating the piece.
A massive chode with a bit of smegma on the end
I used to have russion until my doctor cleaned it up
russion by porkypine02 May 1, 2016
1. to stay at residence when attending university

2. used by undergraduates attending a college or university outside of their own city

3. a word widely unrecognized and was formerly known as 'staying at residence'

Short form: "Res"
Mike: Yo you gonna stay at home for college? Or are you gonna res?

Chris: I'm def gonna ressing, more broads that way aha

Mike: ahhha Yeeee broski
not progressing, not regressing - jus ressin. Can only be achieved by sitting and no thinking anything - rather like enlightenment.
Dude I'm jus ressin... ...fancy a game of buckeroo? Maybe a mars bar...
ressin by lord lovington May 18, 2004