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We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow 

Sorry buddy I’m a flaky mcflakeflake but like we still homies.
Me: football tomorrow

Rickey: Fasho

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Rickey: We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow
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California Reschedule 

When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!

Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place

Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!

reschedge 

reschedule
also, reschedj
Okay, so unfortch J Law got swarmed by the paps so she has to reschedge.

Reschedulation 

The act of being able to reschedule an event
Heather offered reschedulation privileges to corporate groups.
very intelligent woman, with lots of inner knowledge. Reschelle is kind, but not stupid, she love to help and lift ppl up. RESCHELLE is the best person to be around, because she don't judge no one. Reschelle always in a good move, but please don't get on her or his bad side... Reschelle is also indeed sexy she's a brick house.
Reschelle is always there when you need her, Reschelle is and reliable person.
You need a Reschelle in your life!
Reschelle by Bossy23 November 23, 2021

Rescheduel

Fighting it out endlessly to reschedule a meeting
Anna and Paul had an endless round of emails to see when to rescheduel their lunch date
Rescheduel by ciamarra May 13, 2018

Deschedule 

When something was scheduled, but now you want it no longer scheduled with the intention of it being rescheduled at a later date.
Can you deschedule the install at site xxxx?

or

See, I told you deschedule was a word!!
Deschedule by HappyMc July 5, 2010
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