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jap anus relations 

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations
Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200
jap anus relations by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

Relation Staycation 

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)
After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.
Relation Staycation by CXR February 16, 2015

I did not have sexual relations with that woman 

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.
America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

Regulation reds 

The red plastic beverage cups that are consistently abundant at any college/university party or kegger. The go-to cup for standard beer pong and flip cup matches.
"Beer pong tourny at our place tonight; gotta go pick up some regulation reds."
Regulation reds by LiamA October 17, 2011

relation termination

The act of severely burning a bridge, so as to never see or hear from an ex again.
He bought his ex some herpes inside panties for Christmas and she opened them in front of her parents and it was instant relation termination.
relation termination by NakedDan January 4, 2011

relation-shit 

A relationship gone terribly wrong.
My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary.
relation-shit by Kathleen Breach February 5, 2008