remooresful 

being sickeningly capacitated by a michael moore interview

did you catch that michael moore interview last night? yeah i think its safe to say the whole country is remooresful.

remooresful by jmc1971 July 29, 2012

Remorseful Phase 

An emotional and mental phase that one experiences after he/she was crazily drunk the night before. As the name suggests, the person is very regretful of the things he/she did the prior night... and in most cases, he/she calls up his friends and apologizes for his/her behavior for the prior night. This phase usually involves a personal promise that he/she will never get that drunk again.

Guy1: Dude, I got really hammered last night. Did I cause any scene?

Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.

Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.

Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.

Remorseful Phase by jw23 June 25, 2010

Remorseful 

remorseful meaning re·morse·ful
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adjective
adjective: remorseful
filled with remorse; sorry.

the defendant was remorseful for what he had done"

Remorseful by LilJDUB71 November 10, 2019

rewhoresful

When a girl has a Whore filled night, and wakes up the next morning feeling guilty and remorseful.

I cannot believe I did that last, this is not like me. Just because God gave me three holes, it doesn't mean I am meant to use all of them at the same time. I feel so rewhoresful, and really need a shower!

rewhoresful by JZimmcomedy May 13, 2014

Remorseful Hitman 

Derived from the word remorseful meaning re·morse·ful
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adjective
adjective: remorseful
filled with remorse; sorry.
"the defendant was remorseful for what he had done" and the word hitman meaning hit·man
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nounINFORMAL
noun: hit man; plural noun: hit men; noun: hitman; plural noun: hitmen; noun: hit-man; plural noun: hit-men
a person who is paid to kill someone, especially for a criminal or political organization.

A remorseful hitman is a person who cries and says I am sorry that i am going to have to kill you but i was paid to.

Remorseful Hitman by LilJDUB71 November 10, 2019