An emotional and mental phase that one experiences after he/she was crazily drunk the night before. As the name suggests, the person is very regretful of the things he/she did the prior night... and in most cases, he/she calls up his friends and apologizes for his/her behavior for the prior night. This phase usually involves a personal promise that he/she will never get that drunk again.
Guy1: Dude, I got really hammered last night. Did I cause any scene?
Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.
Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.
Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.
When a girl has a Whore filled night, and wakes up the nextmorning feeling guilty and remorseful.
I cannot believe I did that last, this is not like me. Just because God gave me three holes, it doesn't mean I am meant to use all of them at the same time. I feel so rewhoresful, and really need a shower!
Derived from the word remorseful meaning re·morse·ful
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adjective: remorseful
filled with remorse; sorry.
"the defendant was remorseful for what he had done" and the word hitman meaning hit·man
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noun: hit man; plural noun: hit men; noun: hitman; plural noun: hitmen; noun: hit-man; plural noun: hit-men
a person who is paid to kill someone, especially for a criminal or political organization.
A remorseful hitman is a person who cries and says I amsorry that i am going to have to kill you but i was paid to.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.