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Remorseful Phase 

An emotional and mental phase that one experiences after he/she was crazily drunk the night before. As the name suggests, the person is very regretful of the things he/she did the prior night... and in most cases, he/she calls up his friends and apologizes for his/her behavior for the prior night. This phase usually involves a personal promise that he/she will never get that drunk again.
Guy1: Dude, I got really hammered last night. Did I cause any scene?

Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.

Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.

Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.
Remorseful Phase by jw23 June 25, 2010

Remorseful Hitman 

Derived from the word remorseful meaning re·morse·ful
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adjective
adjective: remorseful
filled with remorse; sorry.
"the defendant was remorseful for what he had done" and the word hitman meaning hit·man
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noun: hit man; plural noun: hit men; noun: hitman; plural noun: hitmen; noun: hit-man; plural noun: hit-men
a person who is paid to kill someone, especially for a criminal or political organization.
A remorseful hitman is a person who cries and says I am sorry that i am going to have to kill you but i was paid to.
Remorseful Hitman by LilJDUB71 November 10, 2019

remouseculous

A word that is used when something is over the top or to the extreme, something that is quite unbelievable or rediculously amazing. More rediculous than redonkulous and recockulous
Shit mannnnn...did you jus see that shit happen? That's remouseculous
remouseculous by goq2 June 19, 2007

remooresful 

being sickeningly capacitated by a michael moore interview
did you catch that michael moore interview last night? yeah i think its safe to say the whole country is remooresful.
remooresful by jmc1971 July 29, 2012

remorsel 

Remorsel is when you regret the food that you ordered.
Wow, your steak looks a lot better than my tripe soup. I've got serious remorsel.

If you wanted fries, Betsy, you should have ordered them. It's not my fault you have remorsel.
remorsel by Daniel Bana September 17, 2007

Remorsel 

noun, something eaten or imbibed that causes one to regret ingestion.
The bbq squid in jelly appetizers sounded good at first, but turned out to be a remorsel.
Remorsel by Judy Actionslacks November 5, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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