Definitions by jmc1971

Montana Miscarriage 

The Montana Miscarriage is a compromise for your prude wife to finally give into anal sex "what she doesn't want to do", and in return you get her pregnant, "which you don't want to do. The miscarriage part comes when you reneg on the deal by not pulling out and jizzing in the vagina, but instead, staying the course and dumping the children into the butthole.

Wife is super pissed, she wants another kid, and I closed on a Montana miscarriage.

Montana Miscarriage by jmc1971 September 8, 2020

remooresful 

being sickeningly capacitated by a michael moore interview

did you catch that michael moore interview last night? yeah i think its safe to say the whole country is remooresful.

remooresful by jmc1971 July 29, 2012

BUTT DOPING 

THE ACT OF RUNNING A BICYCLE PUMP UP YOUR ASS TO INTENSIFY A FART.

what happened i thought you won the loudest fart contest? dude they found a bike pump in my backpack and disqualified me for butt doping

BUTT DOPING by jmc1971 July 24, 2012