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Resistentialism

Resistentialism is a humorous theory to describe "seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects." In other words, a war is being fought between humans and inanimate objects, and all the little annoyances objects give people throughout the day are battles between the two.

The term was coined by humorist Paul Jennings in a piece titled "Report on Resistentialism", published in The Spectator in 1948 and reprinted in The New York Times.

The slogan of Resistentialism is "Les choses sont contre nous" -- "Things are against us"
Cases of Resistentialism:

Missing car keys: they have moved of their own accord and by means quite unobservable in order to spite you... Resistentialism!

When a bouncy ball escapes down the road: it may seem innocent but the ball knows all too well that the centre of the spectacle is that poor chap grasping helplessly in its wake... Resistentialism!

Be on the watch my fellow humans!

resistentialism

The seemingly obstinate behavior on the part of inanimate objects
When the computer refused to power up, even though it had worked just fine 10 minutes ago and he knew nothing had changed, he chalked it up to a bad case of resistentialism.
resistentialism by ray tuley May 23, 2007

relistenability 

something that is so good you can listen to it over and over again and it doesn't get old
I thought that new Lamb of God cd was pretty good but it failed the relistenability test

Damn that girl's voice is so sexy she could talk about income tax and it would have great relistenability
relistenability by Buddy C February 15, 2007

relisted 

The process of taking a closed or sold listing on a website, such as eBay, and posting it again on the site.
This morning I relisted all of my closed listings that didn't sell yesterday.
relisted by zeetzeet December 26, 2013

Resistentialism

The seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects.
A great example of Resistentialism:

"Christ, the dumb insolence of inanimate objects! He could never understand what was 'in it' for inanimate objects, behaving as they did. What was 'in it' for the doorknob that hooked your jacket as you passed? What was 'in it' for the jacket pocket?" --Martin Amis, "The Information
Resistentialism by Craic Shack March 26, 2006

Resistencia 

It's de capital city of Chaco, a North state of the bes country. Argentina.
Resistencia is a beatiful place with hot girls who made the best "Petes" of the world.
Petes are BlowJobs!!!
Resistencia has great meat!!
Resistencia by Fabricio October 15, 2004