Resistencia 

It's de capital city of Chaco, a North state of the bes country. Argentina.
Resistencia is a beatiful place with hot girls who made the best "Petes" of the world.
Petes are BlowJobs!!!

Resistencia has great meat!!

Resistencia by Fabricio October 15, 2004

Resistentialism

Resistentialism is a humorous theory to describe "seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects." In other words, a war is being fought between humans and inanimate objects, and all the little annoyances objects give people throughout the day are battles between the two.

The term was coined by humorist Paul Jennings in a piece titled "Report on Resistentialism", published in The Spectator in 1948 and reprinted in The New York Times.

The slogan of Resistentialism is "Les choses sont contre nous" -- "Things are against us"

Cases of Resistentialism:

Missing car keys: they have moved of their own accord and by means quite unobservable in order to spite you... Resistentialism!

When a bouncy ball escapes down the road: it may seem innocent but the ball knows all too well that the centre of the spectacle is that poor chap grasping helplessly in its wake... Resistentialism!

Be on the watch my fellow humans!

Resistentialism by Crescentpics May 30, 2011

resistentialism

The seemingly obstinate behavior on the part of inanimate objects

When the computer refused to power up, even though it had worked just fine 10 minutes ago and he knew nothing had changed, he chalked it up to a bad case of resistentialism.

resistentialism by ray tuley May 23, 2007

Resistentialism

The seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects.

A great example of Resistentialism:

"Christ, the dumb insolence of inanimate objects! He could never understand what was 'in it' for inanimate objects, behaving as they did. What was 'in it' for the doorknob that hooked your jacket as you passed? What was 'in it' for the jacket pocket?" --Martin Amis, "The Information

Resistentialism by Craic Shack March 26, 2006

resistential

The opposite of existential, to NEVER have existed in the first place

Resistentially, they never would have met.

resistential by DramaLlama74015 November 21, 2016

Path of least resistancing 

I heard the bosses in Path of Exile 2 would shit all over the bosses in Diablo 4.

Hym "I can both FEEL and HEAR the fluid 'path of least resistancing' down the back of my neck on the left hand side. It usually happens when I'm laying on my back with my head elevated. I also get tinnitus when resting my head on my pillow. I can hear it squeezing out down my neck. Which is neat I guess..."

Path of least resistancing by Hym Iam December 29, 2024