release the hostages

(v.) to release a large stool, or series of stools

After eating that burrito, I have to release the hostages.

release the hostages by Mango January 2, 2003

release the hostages

another phrase for having to move your bowels

Excuse me everyone I have to go and release the hostages

release the hostages by polobearsd August 23, 2006

release the chocolate hostages 

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

release the chocolate hostages by ma jones May 17, 2004

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages 

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages 

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020