release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

by ma jones May 18, 2004

Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

by muff man October 02, 2003

release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 07, 2006

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008