relaxion 

A relaxed reaction.

Persone 1: So what did your girlfriend say to you going to the club?

Person 2: Oh, she just had a relaxion.

Person 1: Whew! Ok good!

relaxion by Valerie Catherine August 23, 2007

Relaxion 

Relaxation ,missing the extra vowel

Always remember that the Relaxions stand before the Passions..

Relaxion by CoaltownBrown December 23, 2022

relaxion action 

relaxion action: a "doing" or activity that involves muscles and or heating up, panting and an euphoric (relaxation) aftermath. Seemingly this should be "action relaxion" since the "relaxion" follows the "action" but it is socially accepted as "relaxion action". But it is widely understood, as it almost goes without saying as "doing" something sporty and/or heart rate increasing for that specific euphoric aftermath (aftermath in this context is seen as a good thing but could better be replaced by or "after feelings") and or after feelings, where the body (or in some regions of the body) releases all kinds of funny and life enhancing "things". Plus (assuming practised "safely") it keeps you healthy.

"have you seen my trainers? i need some relaxion action!"

"are you high? No, relaxion action."

"always practise safe warming up and cooling down, it will give you better relaxion action."

relaxion action by good attention July 22, 2013

Relationtrip 

"Relationtrip" is the name of a well-known travel blog based in Los Angeles, California. The travel blogger created the name after spending months backpacking to over 40 countries. Relationtrip is copyright to Relationtrip.xyz

"Have you seen the new travel post about Cambodia on Relationtrip?"

Relationtrip by Travel Blog May 29, 2020

relationship test

1) n. A secret task or condition you place on a person who you've just started dating to evaluate whether or not that person is relationship material.

2) n. A detrimental, often self-destructive lie of great significance told to expose the true character of one's partner. This is often done (ironically) in efforts to overcome one's own fear of commitment or to sabotage the relationship. (See mind fuck.)

3) n. The date during which one introduces one's partner to one's family for purposes of evaluating the long term viability of the relationship.

When Matt goes on a first date with a chick, he opens her car door first and then walks around back. If she doesn't reach over and unlock his door, she fails the relationship test 'cause she's probably a selfish cunt.

Whenever Claire needs to figure out if she wants to continue seeing some guy, she breaks out the, "I'm biologically male" relationship test. Then she sits back and watches the sparks fly.

relationship test by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008

Brønsted Relationship 

Describes the correlation between degree of attraction and relationship kinetics. When used to describe a precise period within a relationship it indicates the "friends with benefits" zone; when log (attraction) is proportional to log (rate of relationship progression). Unfortunately no Bronsted Relationship lasts forever, hence the "ø." Eventually the linear correlation breaks down when the mechanism of attraction changes as the relationship matures. Also at very high degrees of attraction, the rate may become saturated and become a zero order process. As in both parties are focusing on zero considerations apart from physical intimacy.

Human 1: "Dude; Jack and Rose are all over each other!"
Human 2: "Yea it's still a Brønsted Relationship."
Human 1: "Well it's a bummer cause Jack never comes over to watch football or make creme brulee anymore."
Human 2: "Don't worry, in a few months they'll be over it."

Brønsted Relationship by Big Diggity January 16, 2015

I'm not ready for a relationship 

Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.

Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.

Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.

Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*

Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*

I'm not ready for a relationship by zeropersonality January 31, 2020