Relaxation
Relaxation by Crusty grandma June 24, 2021
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Relaxation
The one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen't come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.
Guy 1: Dude, when will I get some time to just sit and rest?
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.
Relaxation by posioncupcake November 17, 2011
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relaxation
relaxation by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003
Relaxation
Relaxing is something everybody needs in order to sleep, work and play and if we’re going to be living a longer time we needs lots of rest
Ask: So do you have a very mild temper because you have relaxation
Answer: I’d say that’s true because I never get mad..hahahaha
Answer: I’d say that’s true because I never get mad..hahahaha
Relaxation by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023
relaxation dump
Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.
relaxation dump by KJones January 5, 2008
relaxation assistant
relaxation assistant by horny lepard March 29, 2010
relaxation therapist
relaxation therapist by gerico August 12, 2003
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