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When you relax around a black person and pay the tax for it.

Tax might range from black eye, permanent brain damage via concussion, or even your life.

Jessica Whitaker paid the relax tax

relax tax by Iamveryracist July 13, 2020

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relaxy taxi

A deliberate decision to chill. A symbolic journey in a livery vehicle of relaxation.

Easy, easy, stop acting all geeked up. What you need is a ride in the relaxy taxi.

relaxy taxi by Kwandell Peckerwood August 4, 2010

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Relaxi Taxi

what you hop into when you're feeling too stressed out

Dude, hop on the relaxi taxi and chill the fuck out, you're going to be fine

Relaxi Taxi by korenadrobnj November 7, 2010

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Relaxi taxi

Said to someone who needs to calm down as a way to infuriate them.

Matt: who ate all my chilli

Gabriel: relaxi taxi bro your girlfriends not even real

Relaxi taxi by Gabby west side March 29, 2021

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Relaxi Taxi

A place (preferably a moving vehicle) in which you can go and relax

Reference from FRIENDS.

Phoebe comes up with a business idea about a taxi where people take to go and relax.

Can also be called relaxi cab

I'm feeling stressed out, might go to the relaxi taxi for a while.

Relaxi Taxi by MAC 'N' TAN June 12, 2018

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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