relaccident

hair damage caused by over-processing during hair relaxer (chemical straightening) treatment. Also, what happens if you relax (chemically straighten) your hair too often.

"Why are you wearing that hat?"
"I was doing my hair last night and I had a little relaccident."

by R. Starr March 27, 2009

raccident

Accidental racking of someone (male).
Unintentional collision between an object and a man's testicles.

Even though Steve knew that Jill only raccidentally hit him with the tennis ball, he wouldn't talk to her for the rest of the day.

"Did you see Paul at the party? He tried to jump a fence and had a raccident! It was hilarious!"

by RobertOldhead December 21, 2008

reaccidentaly

An accident that occurs while reacting to something.

I reaccidentaly spilt my coffee when trying to avoid a car accident.

by Lae’s November 18, 2017

Raccident

An occurrence that happens between a raccoon and a car, usually resulting in the death of said raccoon.

"Oop, Ill be home late. Just got into a raccident"

by Cowtorcept March 3, 2022