rejectile disfunction 

when someone can´t say no to a friend or family member or significant other

When your grandmother keeps feeding you disgusting cookies and you dont´t want to hurt her feeling by saying no then you have rejectile disfunction

rejectile disfunction by Booneman 3000 January 16, 2011

ejectile dysfunction 

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.

1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!

ejectile dysfunction by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010

rectile dysfunction 

dick dont work right

man 1: "i have erectile dysfunction"
man 2: "that sucks"

rectile dysfunction by TheTalkingWallThatLikesMemes February 12, 2021

Rectile dysfunction 

Constant need of a shit.

I have rectile dysfunction

Rectile dysfunction by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Rectile dysfunction 

Constant state of needing a fat shit.

I have rectile dysfunction.

Rectile dysfunction by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Ejectile Dysfunction 

noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.

2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.

My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.

Ejectile Dysfunction by MoleMan_0828 April 20, 2016