1 definition by MoleMan_0828
noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.
by MoleMan_0828 January 10, 2016