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bad man that is boosted and can be used as a dejected child
bro thats a reindeerk moment :skull:
reindeerk by bombernocap October 11, 2022

Urban Reindeer Hunting 

Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.
"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"

I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...

Reindeer Kiss 

Slang for patches of superficial frostbite on exposed skin. Used mostly in the Canadian Army by old school infantry NCOs.
You've got a reindeer kiss on your cheek, better cover up your face private.
Reindeer kisses are just the cost of doing business up here in the North.
Reindeer Kiss by HiHelloIsTaken February 6, 2020

reindeer gaming 

the act of putting christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.
We're going to go reindeer gaming tonight. My neighbors just bought two new reindeers and they're just asking for it.
reindeer gaming by steve December 20, 2004

Reindeer Humping 

The game of going in someone else's yard and awkwardly positioning reindeer to make them look like they are "getting it on"
Man that street got hella reindeer, lets go reindeer humping tonight.
Reindeer Humping by lilcity321 December 25, 2009

Reindeering 

The same as 'Reindeer Gaming,' the act of putting other peoples reindeer in sexual positions without their permission as some sort of joke.
Yo, we're going reindeering tonight! My neighbors just bought a bunch of christmas decorations. These holidays are gonna be X Rated