To have a huge penis
That guy has a reif in his pants
by rcraft92 September 12, 2009
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If you dont do your work, your going to end up reif!
by Personious February 18, 2009
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A commodity measured only by awesomeness
That’s REIF af
by Doopmate November 13, 2020
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When an older guy hits on a younger girl.(usually no older than 15)
Alex was reifing the new 15 year old employee.
by bubba aka dan June 27, 2007
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As an incoming freshman, when you are so desperate and you lower your standards into the gutter and just want to fit in with the "cool kids" that you find the ugliest and easiest girl on the floor late one night and bring her into your room and turn the lights off and then watch the top of her head bob on your lap. Then afterwards you brag to all of your friends about how some hot girl went down on you for the first time ever until they come to find out she was fugly and you then get made fun of for the rest of your sorry life.
"Dude, did you hear that Connor got a Reif job?"

"Dude, I just heard that Connor got a Reif job. Is it true?"

"WTF? He let that gross troll 'S' his 'D'?"
by C5 April 6, 2005
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