As an incoming freshman, when you are so desperate and you lower your standards into the gutter and just want to fit in with the "cool kids" that you find the ugliest and easiest
girl on the floor late one night and bring her into your room and turn the lights off and then watch the top of her head bob on your lap. Then afterwards you brag to all of your
friends about how some hot
girl went down on you for the first time ever until they come to find out she was fugly and you then
get made fun of for the rest of your sorry life.